i'm fab, ur less

goingskywalking:

every. single. time.

goingskywalking:

every. single. time.


ectogasmic:

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot


today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang


Hey everyone just a reminder I’m in rehearsals for Memphis the musical right now and socializing with chad kimball and I’m having the time of my life k bye

posted 8 months ago

previouslysane:

i say “u” “pls” and “rly” because i know that i can write better than many of the kids in my class so i have EARNED the right to bad grammar and spelling thnk u ver muhc


primisthebomb:

you’ve got your olive oil

virgin olive oil

extra virgin olive oil

olive oil with a questionable past


pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

whatever happened to drake bell?

nevermind


andrewbreitel:


i am so done who drew me

andrewbreitel:

i am so done who drew me